You’d be surprised how many 26-year-olds think they don’t need to get regular check-ups.
It’s true what you heard when you were little, that after a certain age the years go by faster. A few minutes ago it was 2014, the song “Anaconda ” had just come out, and I could drink a bottle of wine by myself without a problem. And suddenly I’m in my thirties and I look at my tattooed eyebrows and now I regret that I’ll never be able to bleach them to look younger and more interesting.
But if I could turn back time, I wouldn’t. Not because I couldn’t stand another party on MD, but because the sex just got a lot better. At the age of thirty, you already know what you want and you are not ashamed to ask for it. Given the experience I’ve gained so far and the fact that I’ve been open to everything from anal sex to rimming, I thought I’d make a list of things you should know about sex before you turn thirty.
1) Do your tests regularly
Even if you are married. Even if it’s been I don’t know how long since you haven’t had sex. It’s basic stuff, but you’d be surprised how many 26-year-olds think they don’t need to get regular checkups.
It’s not even difficult like it used to be. Now they are done very quickly, even by mail , without going to the hospital, and you receive the results directly in the mail. We are lucky, we caught good times.
2) Find out what you like first
You know what’s harder than finding out what a new partner likes in bed? When that partner doesn’t even know what they like in bed. It doesn’t have to be something very complicated, like a scenario or a specific kink . Just let her know that she finds oral sex a lot cooler if you stick a finger in her ass, for example. It’s very sexy when someone knows what they like and talks about it.
3) Everyone is weird, so get over the embarrassment
I don’t think there’s a person who doesn’t have a weirder preference. The best thing for me is that after thirty years you don’t care what other people think about you. Does your ex-flatmate have a fetish for being treated like a baby and wearing a diaper? Well done them! A former high school classmate profile picture of the Joker punching the air with a belt? I’ve seen much worse things on the internet. So embrace your quirks and fantasies , because you have no reason to be ashamed. Even if your fantasy is the missionary position.
4) Prelude means everything
When I was a teenager, I thought fisting meant sticking your fist all the way into your vagina at once (that might be a fetish too, who knows). But it’s much nicer to slide your fingers in one by one, for the same reason that foreplay is cooler … read